I have literally two minutes to write this post.
I found myself two days ago at 4 (ish) a.m. standing in my kitchen wondering if expired milk might be considered the same as coffee creamer. In my desperation I tried it and it wasn't so bad. Again, I wondered what the hell happened to me when I became a mother.
The next day I went to the pediatrician where he looked at Halle's 4 month weight and started a small lecture about how we don't really consider children obese until 2 or 3. I assured him that Holden did the same thing at 4-6 months of age and then pretty much dropped off the growth chart after that.
My (really good by the way) pediatrician who actually has no kids of his own then started talking to me about baby food consistency and honey and botulism. He really is a great doctor, and I appreciate that he keeps it simple. I had no questions for him, which may be a day for the calendar since I tend to grill doctors when I see them. I am paying them about $100 anyway. May as well get my money's worth.
I have already hit my two minute mark...sorry if this is disjointed. It is very early in the morning and I decided against drinking more coffee with (now two days older) expired milk.